what do grandparents even do all day
one time my parents were gone for the weekend
so i took everything in the house and moved it five inches to the left.
it was subtle enough that it wasn’t obvious but they felt like something was off when they got back
and they kept bumping into the corners of tables and couches
i am a cruel man
Half the world’s starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.
— (via tuthetruth)
